Rangers of Evergreen

A totally official park newsletter covering Evergreen’s latest news, small-town gossip, and the rangers’ increasingly questionable fundraising schemes.

Evergreen Report #7: $26 Raised, Zero Hope Lost

Park Spirit: Unbreakable. Old Trees: Extremely Breakable.

Apr 02, 2025

Evergreen Report #6: Meet Frank the Camper – The Spirit of the Outdoors

Meet Frank the Camper: A Walking Survival Don't

Mar 26, 2025

Evergreen National Park Newsletter #5

Subject: Meet Chuck, Learn How Not to Cross a River & A Big Event Next Week!

Mar 19, 2025

Evergreen Report: Introducing Harry—The Man Who Brings Math to a Moose Fight

From the Desk of Head Park Ranger Deb

Mar 12, 2025

Evergreen National Park Report: Mud, Mayhem & Rent Due #3

Evergreen National Park: Now With 30% More Mud and 100% More Despair.

Mar 05, 2025

🌲 Evergreen National Park Newsletter – Issue #2 🌲

Chaos at the Park: Parking like a tourist; the trail sign bandit strikes again; and The Great Musky Hoax

Feb 28, 2025

Evergreen National Park Newsletter #1

Subject: Evergreen Update: Mystery Bathroom Creature & Welcome to the Park!